The inventing life

Hello. I'm Paul Klinkman. I'm an inventor.

I used to be a good inventor, with day job income. Then I became an excellent inventor, with day job income. Then I kept getting farther and farther ahead of the world, with day job income. I am preparing income taxes. I have written SAT test questions for a test prep service.

Intelligence has served me well in one area: I have consistently been way ahead of everyone in the stock market, all my life. Current call: Myself, I am morally opposed to short selling, but those subprime lenders are going, going gone. Last call: vwsyf.pk and vws.co It should have been a no-brainer that wind power was our only viable alternative, and Vestas Wind is the world leader in tubine manufacturing, and they're pretty stable, in a country that watches out for their investors. vwsyf.pk American Depositary Receipts sold for $15 per share when we got in. Today it's closest to $60.

I have one intellectual property on the market. I have developed an orbiting satellite which gathers oxygen, hydrogen and helium from what looks like empty space. Space is not completely empty, the atmosphere simply gets thinner and thinner as you go up, and every hour my orbiting spacecraft plows through a column of "empty" space 17,500 miles long by the width and height of its gathering device. It loses momentum as it gathers gases, but it pushes against the earth's geomagnetic field to regain momentum.

Rocket fuel, oxygen and hydrogen, costs $10,000/kilogram in orbit. We can knock that down to maybe $100/kilogram. That's a lot of communication satellites lifted to geosynchronous orbit. The helium is a propellant used in ion propulsion engines, an important propulsion market for us.

We're going to at first grab payloads at mach 25, at the edge of orbit, and boost them to geostationary orbit. But we don't know how low we can go. Can we rendezvous with our payloads at mach 24, for example? How about at mach 15? In our dreams, someone can put the space shuttle on top of a Boeing 747 and we can lift it into orbit from there.

I'd like to see us displace $100 billion in business over the life of the patent. Oh, we are basicly using pure solar energy to gather the propellant, so we have an almost zero carbon footprint. We will green NASA.

I have an exquisitely extensive provisional patent for this device. My problem is now growing my development team, finding someone who gets the device's profitability, and defending my intellectual property rights.

In the near future I want to tackle six large components of global warming: heating fuel, electricity, transportation, fresh water, agriculture in deserts, and agricuture in freezing climates.